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    Divine Vinyl: Uncorked




    Posted by Marc in Divine Vinyl, Holidays (Friday December 19, 2008 at 12:01 am)




    9 Pleas for Divine Vinyl: Uncorked »

    1. Jackie Gleason was a man not easily intimidated, so his failure to show up for the album photo can only be attributed to the Untweezed Martin Eyebrow Menace.

      Christmas Jug Band: more than one kind of drunk, I guess.

      Jimmy Smith’s friends were all sick to death of getting lead weights every year. (No other explanation for how the slipstream from the convertible failed to dislodge all the gifts)

      Christmas is a’comin’, and Jorma got some killin’ to do.

      Roy and Dale’s pet Wookie just HAD to be in the picture. He was so ugly, tho, that they made him do a handstand with bells on.

      Christmas Serenade in the Glenn Miller style … if, that is, Glenn Miller was colorblind. I guess I’m glad they didn’t force Paula Kelly to don a Helper Hat with all the guys. Would’ve destroyed her helmet hair and made the clash with her dress all the more obvious.

      Plea by Aaron — December 19, 2008 @ 10:28 am

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    3. Ok, we have Dean Martin and Jackie Gleason and Santa’s the one who looks like he’s had a strong draw off that jug.

      I’s actually like to have the Glenn Miller Band album.

      Plea by Jim Pemberton — December 19, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

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    5. I’d get the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans album just because it has a Joshua tree on the cover.

      Plea by kristie — December 20, 2008 @ 1:06 am

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    7. The Jug Band … Uncorked. Sounds like a pre-channeling of the movies that get released in their unrated versions and whose participle is always thematically tied into the movie (i.e. “Double Secret Probation Edition” for Animal House)

      Plea by Jered — December 20, 2008 @ 2:06 am

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    9. Aaron, if you had a proper understanding of 1 Cor 14 you would understand that Paul clearly intended for only MEN to wear Santa hats.

      Plea by Nonc Hilare — December 20, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

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    11. Quick! Re-cork it! Re-cork it!

      Plea by Lee Shelton — December 23, 2008 @ 10:51 am

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    13. Engrish plea:
      “See Christmas album cover of the Marc are the happy! Laugh only and leap our hearts! Thank the Marc of these pictures…so Divine Vinyl! Jollity of the Christmas wished to the Marc!”

      Plea by Brent — December 23, 2008 @ 10:56 am

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    15. 1. Dean still couldn’t remember if the position of the adjectival modifier within the sentence mattered, leading to some very interesting album titles that mislead “artsy” types thought of as “clever” instead of “ignorant”

      2. Santa’s first DUI was not mitigated by the drunk elf bellowing Auld Lang Syne from the nest within his beard.

      3. It may be totaly secular, but it still syas christmas on the cover!

      4. Patti Page died of pneumonia shortly before new year.

      5. Jus cause I’m a brother, you think I’m stealin these gifts?!?

      6. Jorma had the unfortunate job of town executioner, which always lead to a somber christmas whenever someone stole a christmas goose.

      7. What can I say? The dude looks good.

      8. For christmas, Scooby skipped the ghosts and witches, for a more serious theme - the missing santa

      9. Quick, somebody kill it!

      10. See above!

      Plea by John — December 24, 2008 @ 10:57 am

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    17. I’m a little late to this post, but I’ve had Christmas Cookin’ for years. It’s actually a great album.

      Plea by James — January 7, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

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